Technically Brunette

Well last night was the event of the century, that’s right it was my 21st. It was much more sedate then i had imagined in-fact due to an evil dose of the lurgy i had a grand total of 3 sips of beer!!! It was really funny actually i had gone to the chemist earlier that evening specifically asking for something that had no Sudoethadrene in it so i could drink, to which they gave me some non drowsy antihistamines. It wasn’t till about 11 that i woke up to the fact that i felt so crook that i wasn’t actually drinking anyway meaning i should have got the good stuff so i could enjoy my night. So off i went in search of a late night chemist and some drugs which would bring me relief, luckily Canterbury chemist was open till 1am, so sure enough i went and got my fix and headed back to the party.

I must say i felt so much better but it was funny to be so sober as you really notice when people have drunk too much and what effects alcohol have on different people, it was really quite interesting.

In summery i did have a great night and i’d like to thank all that came. I would also like to send a whopping big thank you to MRS Philbo for cooking me the most Fab cake ever (see below) and darling Stu for a very Stu, yet surprisingly romantic speech.

xxx

TELP

Attention all, Google is advertising a free in-home wireless broadband service, known as TiSP.

I sugest everyone look at this site and look at it closely…

http://www.google.com/tisp/

Wen you get to the intro page press the  “Get started with Google TiSP” and enjoy.

Ok here is a little film clip I’d like you all to watch, something that will eventually happen (Only in America).

Sexual Consent

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hmmmmm technicalities have never been so hot.

ATT Cheese Eating Wombat: Do NOT EVER turn out like one of those lawyers that look like they’re Law&Order try hards…

Toodles

One thing that has always astounded me is the fact that people are continuously going on about the shortage of women in technical degrees and jobs. However at the same time people don’t seem to be targeting the core problem, which is how girls are brought up.

From a young age we are shaping our kids in a number of ways, not just by what we say and how we act but also with the toys we provide them.  For example even though it is 2007 we are till traditionally giving girls dolls and home wear sets, and boys cars and action figures.

 Even the big break through of creating “Lego for Girls” is a great disappointment as it is marketed as a dolls set, in a bight pink box:

What on earth is wrong with giving your little girl a traditional Lego set? Why does it need to be pink and some how involve dolls? The only reason girls like pink, fairies, dolls, princesses etc is because they are surrounded with them at birth and it is traditionally assumed that that is what they will like.

I mean I have nothing particularly against dolls, rather the sort of dolls we are promoting to children (Anorexic, flawless , beauty queens who own every possession desirable). Where are the Engineering barbies? The Mechanic Barbies? The Road Work Barbies? Where are the barbies who aren’t afraid to get dirty?

They don’t exist! and until we provide our girls with a “Balanced” view on play time and life we will continue to have a server lack of females in technical degrees.

Today marks the 75th birthday of the Sydney Harbour bridge and they are expecting more then 500,000 people to flood the bridge to celebrate.

Now maybe i have just spent way to much time in dynamics and mechanics lecture but this has got me wondering about the load limit of the Sydney Harbour Bridge. Now i do understand that this figure of 500,000 people will be the total figure of people walking the length of the bridge through out the course of the entire day rather then having the whole lot on there at once, however i want to know how many people we would need to have on the bridge for it to break.

To begin my quest i had to find out a few facts about the bridge, so here they are:

Length of arch span	503 metres
Height of top of arch	134 metres about mean sea level
Height to top of aircraft beacon	141 metres above mean sea level
Width of deck	49 metres
Clearance for Shipping	49 metres
Height of Pylons	89 metre above mean sea level
Base of each abutment tower	68 metres across and 48 metres long (two pylons rest on each abutment tower)
Total length of bridge	1149 metres including approach spans
Bearing Pins	Each of the four pins measures 4.2 metres long and 368 millimetres in diameter
Thrust on bearings	Under maximum load approximately 20,000 tonnes on each bearing
Number of rivets	Approximately 6,000,000
Largest rivet	Weighed 3.5 kilograms and was 395 millimetres long
Longest Hanger	58.8 metres
Shortest Hanger	7.3 metres
Total weight of steelwork	52,800 tonnes including arch and mild steel approach spans
Weight of arch	39,000 tonnes
Rock excavated for foundations	122,000 cubic metres
Concrete used for bridge	95,000 cubic metres
Granite facing used on pylons & piers	17,000 cubic metres
Allowance for deck expansion	420 millimetres
Allowance for arch expansion	The arch may rise or fall 18 centimetres due to heating or cooling
Number of panels in arch	28, each 18.28 metres wide
Record tonnage erected	589 tonnes of steelwork was erected on the arch in one day on 26 November 1929
Paint required	272,000 litres of paint were required to give the Bridge its initial three coats.

(Figures obtained from http://www.sydneyharbourbridge.info/)

From further research i found that when building the bridge the foundations on either side were willing to take 4 bearings each (correct me if this is wrong).

(This is an image of one of the Thrust Bearings)

So if each bearing can take a maximum of 20, 000 tonnes we are talking alot of people to make this bridge crack. We are also talking alot of math to work this out…

TBC

If i am serving you and not only ague with me regarding a clearly priced item, but you are bluntly rude, don’t say please and walk all over me like you are better then me i will shove a staple gun up your arse and staple a few tips regarding your manners, written on brightly coloured post-its, all through out your insides.

Got it?…

Need i say any more?

Sometimes i really wonder how certain doctors come to qualify and be allowed to practice. It has got to the point where going to the doctor is like a cash transaction at the bank, with an extremely long waiting time. Now days it seems when you are ill and you go to a doctor instead of checking you out and offering you valuable advice, or even just asking questions, certain doctors are simply taking your money in exchange for a medical certificate and some pain killers, no questions asked.

I cant vouch for anyone else but i tend to go to a doctor when i am ill and i want to be healthy again, not for a quick fix with painkillers or to just get “certification” that i was legitimately ill (even though the doctor didn’t check me out). So why is it so hard to find competent doctors to do their job properly?

I’m going to bed with some ice. If anyone can point me into the direction of a compitant doctor that would be much appreciated.

Ok people it is that time of year again, Thursday this week happens to be Eat A Tasty Animal For PETA Day, and I am pumped!

For anyone who doesn’t know who PETA is they are the People for Ethical Treatment of Animals. These are the people who have those wacky protests on animal rights (normally naked). Granted that the protesters tent to be young attractive European or American females however if you ever stop to talk to one of these girls you will soon find that there looks and there determination to save little fluffy things is really all they have. In fact I am pretty damn sure that the lack of meaty goodness in their diet has slowly killed the connections to their brains.

(mmm, grain  fed, them some nice cuts. I’ll take mine blue and kicking)  

In fact I not only encourage people to participate in Eat a Tasty Animal for PETA Day I will suggest that EVERYONE check out this site.

So this Thursday dust off the gas cylinder, fire up the BBQ and cook up a meaty storm. I personally will be eating every animal available legally on the meat market, from A - Z… mmmmmm

And finally here’s a fantastic message to all those PETA extremists…

MORONS!! They are everywhere, and i mean every where. From the shop attendant gazing blankly into space chewing gum at an amplified volume to neighbours who have massive domestics when you are trying to study for an exam. Then there are those poor excuses of people who mistreat there animals and let’s not forget the people who treat there animals way to much, taking them to the beautician every week to get perms and painted nails.

Oh and what about those people who talk in a faked American accent, say like every second word and use a acronyms like “TTYL” and “FYI”, argh that gets on my nerves…

So here is a message to all you morons out there:

Ok i feel allot better now i’ve had that rant.