Uncategorised10 May 2007 03:21 pm

I just thought i’d inform everyone that there is a little mouse (or maybe two) who are stocking up for the winter to come with MY FOOD. Now we have known that mice can get in (along with the draft) through this massive gap under our front door for a little while now, we even came home from a weekend away to find this cute yet rather fat mouse stuck in our puppy’s food bag. Clearly we did as any one would in this situation and ensured that all benches where kept clean, washing up was done and open food was put away in containers, cupboards, fridge etc. We decided against using traps as i just know i’ll be woken up on night by a loud “SNAP” when my innocent little puppy is trying to get a mid-night snack, definitely not a nice thought at all.

Coltrane’s guarding the house from that evil mouse

So as it happened keeping the kitchen clean worked a treat (well until my 21st but that’s another blog), the mice started to learn that there was no food and i soon learnt that if i need to leave something out on the bench i need to put it in a container. So what’s the problem?

The problem is that i made a very bad miss-judgement, see i assumed that if an item of food hadn’t already been opened (IE it was still sealed) then it would be quite safe to leave out… WRRRROOOOONNNNGGG

Now i would have no issues if this little fluff-ball decided to eat my bread, nuts, coffee beans or even my jelly lollies i’d just deal with it. However there is one thing that i will not tolerate, just one, and that’s him touching my chocolate! Who would of thought that a mouse would have such a sweet tooth, to burrow through my 400g Cadbery Dairy Milk Chocolate. Not I. But that litte basted did it, my poor chocolate.

RIP 400grams of Heaven

So here’s a warning to all mice out there I’m not happy and I’m not afraid to stomp you flat.

One Response to “There’s a Mousie in my Housie”

  1. on 12 May 2007 at 3:56 pm Richard AUSTRALIA

    Haha, i would like to see you try and stomp on a mouse….i think to get rid of the mouse you need to follow the readings of a classic book called ‘the old lady who swallowed a fly’, hence you will be needing a cat to get rid of the mouse, and a dog to get rid of the cat, and a lion to get rid of the dog etc.

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