Females in Engineering04 Feb 2007 03:44 am

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Joining boobs with engineering

They have so many names and so many bizarre effects in your everyday life. Especially in the Faculty of Engineering and IT. That’s right it’s an interesting world when you’re a size 10-D, who has a love for lip-gloss and low-cut tops, studying Mechatronic Engineering.

I will never forget the first meeting i attended for the Computer Programing Society, i was greeted once i sat down with “Sorry this is a Computer Programing Society meetting, what room were YOU after?”. I was definately lost for words and simply replied that i was aware that this was the Computer Programing Society and that i myself am a member of this society and had indeed intentionally come to the meeting. I mean what could i say? I had entered this room - full of programmers completing Computer Science, IT or Engineering Degrees - dressed in a short skirt, fluffy boots, low-cut top, lips plumped up with strawberry flavored Oodle-Kaboodle lip-gloss and smelling of the David Jones perfume counter. It was not just the fact that i was a female who was interested in computers and programing but it was also the fact that well i like to dress up and “show off” my qualities. These boys did not expect a female to be interested in their wonderful world of computing languages and geeky gadgets and they definately did not expect a female made-up from top to toe to attend their meeting.

According to the advisory group Women in Science Engineering and Technology, females represent approximately 12.5% of all engineering students. So lets look at that in figures (please note that this percent was taken in about 2002 so the figure would be slightly higher now, however this is the most recent figure I can find):

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Figures

 

Average number of Engineering Students (at my university)

2500

 

Number of Females (using the found percentage)

312.5

 
Actual number of females at my uni ~=425  
     

Now these figures are not taking into consideration the ratio of woman to men in each separate degree along with the fact that i am at one of the bigger universities with a larger population of females then most. And i can tell you now that this would effect the figures greatly. For instance at my university the proportion of females in chemical, civil, aeronautical and mechanical is much greater (well over four times) then the number of females in mechatronics, and the space related degrees (Mechatronic Space, Aero Space, Mechanical Space).

So given these figures it is clear to see why these programmers found it so hard to believe that a female would be interested in being an active member in their society, there just aren’t many of us out there.

But why? The female mind is perfect for programing. The region of the brain that controls the ability to multitask (the prefrontal cortex) is larger in women, and women are better at integrated thinking (possibly because the two halves of a woman’s brain are more strongly connected), our organisational skills and general neatness tends to be superior to that of our male counterparts and we have a fantastic skill when it comes to thinking outside the box and problem-solving. So why is it that females don’t utilise these skills and take the wonderful world of programing to the next level?

6 Responses to “Then the hormones said “Let there be BREASTS!”…. And her life has never been the same since.”

  1. on 04 Feb 2007 at 3:54 am Winey AUSTRALIA

    Here Ye!
    Last week an engineer from the engo firm i worked for quit and is moving in the media industry. when asked why? ‘For the ladies’.
    It’s unhealthy for the engineering world to be male dominated!!
    COME ON GIRLS!!!
    Miss Winey (B.Eng (civil) III)

  2. on 04 Feb 2007 at 3:58 am Chris AUSTRALIA

    Well, fantastic opening! Grabbed my attention right off the bat.
    Far be it for me, a guy with no interest in IT, to comment on the stats provided but as an analyst I have to say if I was interested in IT I wouldnt be after hearing that theres 3 - 5 women in my class and only one of them hot, with 10-D breasts and wearing low cut tops. Bring on the Arts degree with the 60-40 ratio! Better expectations for us single men.
    The level of manipulation and control for those 3-5 (and one hot women) must be phenominal though. The geeks in those classes better watch themselves… Or have an absolute blast being led aroung by their… noses.

  3. on 04 Feb 2007 at 4:47 am Lilith AUSTRALIA

    Surprisingly well written for a engineer. I’m surprised, clearly high-school and common sense can show through the english illiteracy of a Sydney Uni Engieering course. I’d be interested to see how the statistics stack up for non-english speakers across the streams.

    It’s amazing how people are unwilling to accept women as techies before they “prove themselves”, and yet they’ll happily accept that the guy sitting next to them who has no understanding of English beyond “one plus one equals two” is a competent engineer…

    Welcome to the wonderful hypocrisy that is a Sydney (by which I mean the City covering USYD, UNSW and UTS) engineering degree…

    One extremely cynical (and multi-lingual) ex-USYD student…

  4. on 04 Feb 2007 at 6:03 am stu AUSTRALIA

    Q: “So why is it that females don’t utilise these skills and take the wonderful world of programing to the next level?”

    A: Because they’re too busy making me dinner!

    Stu: 1
    Sarah: 0

    xxx

  5. on 30 Jun 2007 at 1:54 pm manda AUSTRALIA

    lol sarah it’s mandi and all i hav 2 say is u suk, lol i’ll take my little b-cups and cry now. lol obviously engeneering is not for me… i’ll stick with my music, acting and art for the time being and maybe oneday move on the the implants but 4 now i’m happy with padding.

    love you darling]

    manda
    xx

  6. on 01 Jul 2007 at 10:11 pm sarah AUSTRALIA

    Ha ha manz, since when were you a B.. AA maybe, with the help of a box of tissues. Good to have you back in action, sa for the boob job…. i am not sure you want more scars
    xxx

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